wash your genitals (male)

A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.
Dude, I've been sweating all day. I've got to go baste my turtle before I go out tonight.
by Ritaroo2 June 14, 2008
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It when the baser touches something smelly or gross Like your foot or some other body part normally not discovered ect. And then brushes the other person normally wife or girlfriend in face front and back with your hand while saying "you got basted."

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

the basting can be blocked by the victim, if the victim can block one or more of the brush strokes the the actor must "re-dip" or the basting does not count
prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"
by nickv12 July 24, 2011
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the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.
Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.
by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019
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A twink who ejaculates into a turkey baster, and proceeds to shove it in his rectum and squeeze the bulb, thus basting his sphincter.
Bruce: Wow that boy is cute!!

Gary: Yeah he is but I heard he's a self basting sea monkey.

Bruce: Even better I can start with a shrimping cocktail.
by Dirty Habenero April 15, 2014
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When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*
by moosir2u September 22, 2011
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The spraying of male ejaculate onto the breasts of a female such as to provide total coverage. The volume and coverage area is key, as simply a few drops does not constitute a basting
Dave: Hey bro I fucked Chelsea Wyant last night...pussy was poppin!!

Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.

Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting
by Sam Sambo May 01, 2021
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To get yelled at harshly
Man if my dad finds out I got a DUI I'm gonna get basted on.
by Get_basted_on December 18, 2013
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