bastardization

when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before

'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'

by deziree February 24, 2007

bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

by niggakooch August 19, 2009

Bastardize

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of

Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.

by Jai Alai March 15, 2008

Bastard

Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.

Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."

by Croatalin December 20, 2013

bastard

One born without married parents.

Ben is a bastard.

by Kikaider June 28, 2003

Bastardized

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.

The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 21, 2003

bastard

Someone who killed your dog.

That bloody bastard killed my dog!

by CowManCheeseBall November 15, 2013