One who commits heinous acts of Bastardization.
"I shall make sweet love to this priceless art." Says John,

"Thou shall be destroyed, evil Bastardizer!" roars Mark.
by Rifat K. October 22, 2007
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One who commits heinous acts of Bastardization.
"I shall make sweet love to this priceless art." Says John,

"Thou shall be destroyed, evil Bastardizer!" roars Mark.
by Rifat K. October 22, 2007
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1. A child whose parents ain't married
2. A way to insult someone without swearing
Did you know Leonardo Da Vinci is a bastard?

Thou art a damned, maggot-eating bastard!
by The Best UD User January 30, 2017
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To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.
Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.
by x0racunx March 22, 2010
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Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.
“Shit! What a bastard!”
What do you mean?”
Take your pick.”
by AKACroatalin February 12, 2016
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A term used to describe a retarded bastard.
Man, Tom is so bastarded.
by niggakooch August 18, 2009
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bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.
I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.
by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009
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