Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.
Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."
by Croatalin December 20, 2013
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
to embrace bastardy and to live life with the purpose of creating more bastards. It is also a religion.
Hugh practices bastardism and hopes to create as many bastards as he possibly can through the act of having unprotected sex with women out of wedlock.
Hugh is a member of the bastardic faith.
Hugh is a member of the bastardic faith.
by Conor1991 September 27, 2006
• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004