One who thinks they are perfectly rested and ready for another 14 day run but in reality this person needs a loooong nap due to the over use of methamphetamines but refuses. This person continues to parade ariund talking nonsence while constantly knodding off.
Mikelden is one sleepy bastard today, hes not making any sence and His eyes are wide open but hes snoring!
by Jack D.Handles April 01, 2019
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ˈōld bas· tard | \ ˈba-stərd (Noun)

1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work.

2. Damn good coffee.
1. // That old bastard...(insert bias breaking compliment.) It must be the coffee he drinks.

2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee
by Jack the Donkey October 12, 2021
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When someone plays an elderly character and focuses more on their age, rather than their character.
Master Roshi's AB dub actor was better known as Old Bastard
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A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
by one-balled bastard April 05, 2011
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A term used to describe your friend who is significantly shorter than you but you don't want to hurt their feelings.
Callum was one sexy bastard
by Sh_ort.bully011 April 04, 2021
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A lithuanian person who really likes Ed Sheeran.
Lucky Bastard: bro did you hear Ed Sheeran's new song yet?

Bro: not again...
by feetfeetfoot July 10, 2021
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