A word commonly used when you feel unable to say "Fucking".

can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or "pissed" you off

1. A child whose parents ain't married
2. A way to insult someone without swearing

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.