Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.
1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"
2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."
2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."
by mike2sheds March 21, 2007
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by yargh man May 29, 2015
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1. Someone who is born to unwed parents
2. (UK) A male who hits women
3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone
2. (UK) A male who hits women
3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone
1. "Did you just smack that old woman? what a bastard"
2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep"
3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"
2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep"
3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"
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by Mr.Badsause July 29, 2014
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Part of one the most famous lines from South Park.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
Yes, bastards are the type of people who have no married parents and who also kill the same child repeatedly.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
Yes, bastards are the type of people who have no married parents and who also kill the same child repeatedly.
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