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Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.
1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"

2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."
by mike2sheds March 21, 2007
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1. Someone who is born to unwed parents
2. (UK) A male who hits women
3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone
1. "Did you just smack that old woman? what a bastard"
2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep"
3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"
by Britishbullfrog88 June 16, 2007
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1.A person born to unmarried parents

2.One who aggravates
1. Blayze is a bastard

2. Shut up bastard!
by DizzyLizzy December 05, 2006
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Someone so screwed up and retarded his father wouldn't marry his mother.
I hate that bas tard.
by Dougyfresh March 04, 2009
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