Urban Dictionary: bastard

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Antonym - marital spawn.

Most Marital spawn are conceived during accidental fucks somewhere between late night T.V. and the alarm; bastards are born of real lust.

by big kahuna November 11, 2003

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a child born out of wedlock this term is often used as an insult

Stacies son was born when she was not married that means hes a bastard

by drsfg February 21, 2007

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whatever the dude from South Park says when Kenny dies (You killed Kenny, You Bastard!!!)

Da Train and Da Goldfish

by Chineko July 20, 2003

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an aggresive word that people use towards one another when angry or up set

in my eyes, most men are bastards!

"he cheated on me, the bastard"

by bob is your uncle September 02, 2008

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the by-product of two thoughtless folks knocking boots to get off !!

"Damn Jerome, you done got me pregnant, and now I got my own lil Bastard"

by Bastard from Birth May 13, 2005

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Where's my daddy?

1. That stupid bastard!
2. Oh my god, they killed kenny, you bastard!
3. My ho's baby daddy is a bastard.

by Beast November 18, 2003

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The fourth word sang in the musical Hamilton

AARON BURR:
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

by Another Hamilfan May 09, 2018

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