these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.
by better than youuuuuu November 16, 2005
Another word for bitch
by SuperCoolFireDragon December 17, 2016
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by yargh man May 29, 2015
The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.
If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.
If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.
You get the idea.
If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.
If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.
You get the idea.
by Frederik43 March 28, 2010
by 1of10 June 6, 2020
1. A child born out of wedlock.
2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
by Sam429 March 13, 2004