A genre of dance and music which was popularized in Russia and involves large amounts of people, usually in Adidas tracksuits and leather vests dancing in public areas in an aggressive stomping fashion.
I saw some gopniks doing hard bass in the center of Moscow!
by DanDaMan020 May 17, 2016
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The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).
For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.
by Driving Park December 18, 2014
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An instrument scientifically proven to be sexy because its low-end frequency range of 30-100 Hz corresponds with the frequencies at which vaginas vibrate when sexually aroused!
Jenny felt a slight tingling but increasingly stronger sensation with her vagina, that seemed to correspond as the bass guitar solo progressed.
by E-209 December 1, 2010
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Chuck Bass: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.

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Chuck Bass: You looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: Next to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.

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Chuck Bass: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.

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Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck Bass: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.
by you_know_you_love_me December 19, 2007
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An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.
by Antonymy July 14, 2011
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A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer.
The following is an example of ass bass:
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.
by assofbass September 10, 2007
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Dirty Bass is a distorted Bass sound, not that the Bass itself is dirty but you get a feeling of uncleansliness listening to it. Also referred to as Filthy Bass, it's a feeling you also perceive and no doubt asscociate with euphoria. That shit drops and it blast you backwards over your damn chair into the corner covered in audio filth like 'AWWW YEAH!". It's the reverb that makes audio virgins bite the pillow. You know what I'm saying? After listening to enough of it you realize what is a filthy drop just by recognition, at first your all like "I dunno, I guess this is dirty?" but give it a while and your all like "OH SHIT! Thats filthier than a resteraunt toilet seat! PUMP THAT SHIT UPPP!"
Bassnectar - Boombox (And the Datsik Remix)
Woo Boost - Rusko
Chains Hang Low - Jibbs (AFK and Crizzly remix)
Firepower, Too Late, Cold Blooded - Datsik
Theres lots of other ones these are just examples that come to mind. Theres lots of Dirty Bass out there.
by Audiovirginnomore September 19, 2013
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