brunette with a face familiar enough that you'll swear you know her, but when she tells you her name is Jennifer you'll still call her Jessica; can be found congregating in line for coffee or another throw pillow, typically complaining about her first world problems. Can't do anything for themselves, so be wary of their friendship. And if you date one, be ready for some passive aggressive quotes on social media relaying their real and telling thoughts about your relationship or their current mood.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk