noun: A bearish stock market investor who frequents message boards to bad mouth a stock relentlessly...

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A person who is adept in the Bourne-again shell and bash scripting language.

same meaning as bastard.
but this term is more cutesy and well just cute.

a noise made by a tramp as he/she drunkenly attempts to convey their feelings into words while pissing themselves and falling into a brickwall.