when you go to have a wank

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.

when you grab your genitals and bash the hell out of them and get an exciting cum rush, other terms are blastin the bella and screwin the slim jim.