Device which, when fitted to the head of anyone driving a car, immediately removes any concern they may have previously exhibited for their own, their passengers, and, well, anyone elses safety.

Especially effective when driving 'modded cars'. See kev.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Device used to notify others that they are in the presence of a dickhead. The point may be reinforced by the wearer displaying said item at alternative angles, particularly back-to-front especially when facing the sun.

Something which should never be worn by anyone over age 11 or who isn't actually playing baseball,but unfortunately is a staple part of American culture.Makes any male over age 11 look like an imbecile and any adult female look utterly ridiculous.Immediately lowers IQ points drastically,as is obvious among those who constantly wear them.Is often accompanied by a beer-belly,flabby arms,and the aforementioned lowered IQ.Still not as bad as a trucker hat,but shitty-looking nonetheless.

A Type of hat generally worn by old men ranging from 75-93 years old. Wearing a baseball cap is a sign of ageing and usually paired with dependency of prescription drugs such as CRESTOR or LIPITOR . In very rare occasions used by mid twenty year old woman with drawers full of baseball caps and shades to express the excitement of a return to California on Instagram or other social media.