A baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed
It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it
It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it
by RRRRR January 27, 2006
A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.
Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
by ohemmeffgee January 17, 2007
That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.
Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.
by Solo Smith March 25, 2008
That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.
Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.
by Solo Smith March 25, 2008
by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003
marijuana rolled into a blunt, thick at the end, shaped as a baseball bat. a blunt that that contains alot of marijuana
by myke prez June 2, 2006
A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.
The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!
The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!
Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!
by Zanasabitch September 16, 2010