Objectives for a relationship
Also known as the four f's:
1) french
2) feel
3) finger
4) fuck

1st base holding hands, 2nd base kissing, 3rd base touching, 4th base, all out sex.

First Base - kiss/make out
Second Base - Feel up of the breast, fingering the vagina, hand job
Third Base - Oral stimulation of the genitalia
Home run - sex
Bunt - Having to masturbate since you cannot get any action
Base on Balls - Accidentally brushing up against a woman's breasts, (you got on base, but maybe not exactly how you wanted to)
Strike Out - REJECTED
Hit for the Cycle - Reaching 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, and home plate all in one night
Double Play - Hooking up with two girls in one night
Triple Play - Hooking up with three girls in one night
Stolen Base - Hooking up with a friend's girl
Error - Hooking up with a transexual
Hit by Pitch - If your with your group of friends and meet a group of girls, you take one for the team by hooking up with the ugly girl in the group while they get the attractive ones
Foul Ball - You tried to get it in, but only got a kiss
Head-First Slide - Rough, kinky sex (handcuffs, ball-gags, whips, etc.)
Ejected from the Game - You're about to have sex with a very attractive woman, then she whips out a dick bigger than yours
Walk-Off Hit - You have sex with a mom
Walk-Off Home Run - You have sex with a HOT mom

An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck

1. Holding hands
2. Hugging
3. Kissing
4. Marriage
5. Hand stuff; feeling them up
6. Oral
7. Sex
8. Anal

Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.

First base- hand to hand contact

Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.

Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning

Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.

The American base system involves: first base - kissing and breast fondling; second base - manual stimulation of genitalia; third base - oral stimulation of genitalia; and home base (or fourth base) - the act of penetrative intercourse.

The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.