this word usually comes from mexico.
it means Dumfuck
you are such a bartolo
by juan jose ayala August 08, 2008
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One who is full of shit or lies compulsively.
Pete is being SUCH a Bartolo today... who would believe that there is a fine line between ass and grapes?
by Stack31 August 05, 2019
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The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
by Frisk This October 03, 2016
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A guy who is super good at Smash and I would totally suck his dick.
Man that guy is good at smash, it must be Dante Bartolo, I wanna give him a blowjob.
by Savageperson69 June 17, 2019
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The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.
by John Petrucci August 03, 2006
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