the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.
Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool
by yummo_daddyo January 10, 2012
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A website/blog for sport loving pinky dicks.

Basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.

Love Michael Vick. Because assholes.

The least likable people on Earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on Earth a bad name.

Call each other "stoolies" and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in T-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.

Which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prostitute's asshole.
Barstool Sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. Just read the comment section of pretty much any article. You'll feel like a genius.
by Lig Na Baste September 08, 2012
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Having no ass or flattening of the ass from sitting on a barstool for long periods of time.
For example: Reggie had barstool ass from sitting in the local shithole drinking all day.
by CecilRoy February 14, 2018
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A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.
That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!
by Croc Cowboy September 18, 2019
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Celtic fan from the Free State. Wannabe Nordies, even though they despise them.
barstool republican: Sings 'Go Home British Soldiers'.

nordie Celtic Fan: But you're a Mexican?

barstool republican: F**k off you Nordie c**t!

by Desigol June 15, 2007
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A girl with long sexy legs

she is 3/4 leg like a barstool.
Maaate check out that blonde...
which one?
the barstool mate

ohhhh whoa nice
by .:Bunni:. March 01, 2010
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