when an old woman is performing fellatio on an old man and suffers a seizure causing her dentures to clamp down on his penis and her body wiggles around in a fish-out-of-water fashion.
by Yoho January 10, 2007
N: To insert two fingers from the same hand into both the Anal and Vaginal passages from behind a female individual in a manner to attempt a stelth sexual advance.
"Tommy wanted to please Bridgette so much he attemtped a sneaky-barracuda while she was drinking from the water fountain..."
by Big Tones the knowledgeable November 16, 2003
"I can remember when the "barracouda" sic (white un-sliced) loaf went rock hard when stale..."
"The barracuda loaf used to be five pence ha'penny."
"The Nanny's would buy a barracuda loaf and they also loved the big round pork pies."
"The barracuda loaf used to be five pence ha'penny."
"The Nanny's would buy a barracuda loaf and they also loved the big round pork pies."
by porges September 15, 2009
American muscle car built from 1964-1974. Died due to gas prices, emissions, and insurance companies. During its peak, 1969-1971, it had the option of a 426 Hemi. This option was known as the King Cobra. Today, Cudas run up to 100,000 dollars in value if in proper condition and matching numbers.
by GMotors May 30, 2009
When a man puts his dick inside a barracuda and chops it off whilst inside, then mailing it to his crush.
by drxcuina May 21, 2020
a monkey Barracuda hybrid that lives in or near dumpsters.
Also lives in the nasty grimiest dirtiest womens anal cavity
Also lives in the nasty grimiest dirtiest womens anal cavity
my friend saw the monkey barracuda last night when he was throwing out the trash
I was about to fuck my girlfriend when all of a sudden a monkey barracuda jumped on my penis and i jumped
I was about to fuck my girlfriend when all of a sudden a monkey barracuda jumped on my penis and i jumped
by 1337zor April 13, 2008
A Barracuda is a person that traffics illegals from Cuba/ neighboring islands to Florida... much like a Coyote that traffics people from Mexico to the US.
me:"hey did you pay off that barracuda runner"
dude:"nah man, i done spent that money on a new white tee"
me:"dude your amigo is gonna get killed by that barracuda"
dude: "AY CARAMBA!"
dude:"nah man, i done spent that money on a new white tee"
me:"dude your amigo is gonna get killed by that barracuda"
dude: "AY CARAMBA!"
by pdxguru69 September 17, 2010

