barness

when a man is whipped so bad by a girlfriend that he doesnt even want to hang out with his good friends anymore and talks about how he loves his girlfriend.

Man!! I was hanging out with joey the other day and at 2 a.m. he wanted to leave and go see lili. WHAT A BARNESS!!!

by willy mayeri September 19, 2006

Barred

(verb) A term created by stoners at Carlsbad High School meaning to get grounded, caught, or in trouble in any way

I hit that shit in class yesterday and now I'm barred.

My parents barred me.

by Wat69..$ May 16, 2019

Barred

An adjective used to describe someone on an amount of Xanax that is clearly too much for them.
Being "barred" entails slurred speech, believing you are sober, unable to walk right, etc.

Mike: "Dude, Jason got fuckin barred last night."
Jim: "Really? Well, fuck, yeah. I thought the dumbass drank too much."
Mike: "Being barred is fucking cool if you do it right."
Jim: "yep."

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom August 9, 2017

the bar

the bar is god, the bar is everything, the bar is all and all is the bar.
the bar is all knowing. the bar is all barring. the bar could kill a man. the bar could kill a god.

the bar is a play ground equiptment located at louis memorial field in botley oxford it consists of two zip wire seats, the rope! the bar! and the seat. if one is talented enough they can become a bar god. the bar was created by mitch

"you coming to the bar?"
"is that even a question!"

by seby g May 3, 2019

bars

sentences in lyrical hiphop songs
sentences that rhyme with each other

300 bars is 300 sentences that rhyme

i spit 300 bars on yahoo messenger

by lux fero January 4, 2006

bar

when one says something that the user of the word agrees with similar to true and truth

"Hey I just got it in with that girl across the hall"
"Ayyee that's a bar

by scimassthug35 September 28, 2012

Bars

something supported by factual evidence
Syn: Facts, The truth

"Alaska is the largest state in the U.S"
"Bars."

by bumblb April 12, 2020