Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.
Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.
Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK February 14, 2011
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She wants me to bark at her heater
by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018
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The act of a dog barking and a human then inserts their hand into the dogs said mouth. The dog while barking is now biting the humans hand.
Our neighbor suffered bark bite while playing with our dog who was barking at them. She put her hand in our dogs mouth while he was barking which caused a bite. She suffered from bark bite.
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Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.
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A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.
Bark Dum
you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly
McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes
Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later
McDiamond
Im sneaky like that ;)
Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions
McDiamond
Ok, go ahead
Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say
McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket
Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz
McDiamond
Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though
Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come
McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.
Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly
McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes
Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later
McDiamond
Im sneaky like that ;)
Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions
McDiamond
Ok, go ahead
Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say
McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket
Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz
McDiamond
Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though
Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come
McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.
Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
by McDiamond August 23, 2017
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"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.
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by Karoke Opera February 05, 2010
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