a place where people grow like trees and go out to tea at the barham local bakery to get a filled mice pie.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Something that is annoying, often due to loudness. Commonly used as an insult in some areas of Kent, England.
See Birtwell