A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.
Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!
by JGCL September 13, 2011
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A Poop Barge is when someone lays enough toilet paper in the toilet water so that poop will float on top of the water. Then you leave the Poop Barge floating in the water so that it creates a horrible smell. You have to do this at a house party to get the full effect.
Damn, Tommy left another Poop Barge in the toilet, and it smells like shit!!! We should not let Tommy come to our parties anymore, that shit is ridiculous.
by tommysmells May 28, 2009
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A party barge is a homemade water-craft usually made out of plywood, with 55 gallon oil drums, or some other floaty shit, as pontoons to float the boat.

On the flat surface of a party barge, you can get drunk, and relax in lawn chairs as you cruise around in the water, picking up some Dime Pieces.

Most party barges are equipped with a mini fridge, a blender, and a Ghetto Blaster, so you can crank the tunes and keep your beverages cold as you make margaritas.
Guy 1: Dude you guys made this party barge?

Guy 2: Yeah we got some plywood and oil barrels at the dump.

Guy 1: Damn this thing is fucking nice!!

Guy 2: ikr

(Guy 1 and Guy 2 party the day away)
by Rapehound June 24, 2011
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A very large, old, American car, usually a Cadillac or Lincoln.

syn.-land yaht
"Did you see Fred's car?"
"Yeah, what a land barge!"
by Brian January 21, 2004
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Another word for handi van, bus full of window-lickers
Dude go around the tard barge the incesant window licking is freaking me out.
by team short bus August 08, 2005
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the defication that comes out of the anus while being Tug Boated. (same as motor boating, only done in the butt cheeks instead of the breasts)
While she was sticking her face in his ass giving him a tug boat, he deficated, hence, giving her a rusty barge.
by Roadhouse Bitches August 26, 2012
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A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.
"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
by Jorge Chao January 21, 2006
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