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The mythical substance used as a polish for wooden floors, for instance gyms in high school and college, that smells like vomit.
Ugggh, what a stiiink! They must've just put barfium on the gym floor!
by pentozali January 05, 2008
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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the bat boy for the chicago white sox; anyone who listens to jello and is in love with him
Barfia collects bats and balls from the players.
by Mike Oxbyg April 09, 2003
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Mold that looks like it was borne from your asscrack. The smell results in irrestible urge to barf in the nearest box you can find. I once found some in my refrigerator after winter break and i couldnt stop til i listened to some Jello Biafra the fatass speak about Gheorge Muresan's War on Terra.
You don't want to find barfia in your fridge.
by Dick Smoke April 09, 2003
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