When you tape a willing participant by the neck to the wall in the "wall sit" position so their face is ass height. Then you proceed to also duct tape there mouth completely shut. Next up participant #2 (must be male or the finer points are lost) steps up and sharts in their face.. causing:
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.
Baby let's do a double barrel shart barf tonight.
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To deny doing something that you have obviously done.
Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!
by relicky86 January 02, 2011
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A mispronunciation of Allahu Akbar. Cause the meaning to change from "God is Great" to a pokemon name
Tour guide: Welcome to the Taj Mahal
Isaac: Alolan Barf!
SJWs: Racist ass this is a Hindu temple
by Furry Balls May 30, 2021
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Omg, I totally made you cooter barf with that killer thrust maneuver!
by CooterQueen March 10, 2014
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When the recipient of oral sex is vomited on.
I threw up on my man while giving him head. He got barf brain!!
by Wtfdidijustdo April 27, 2017
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