Walking, training shoes and boots based on the walking style of the Masai tribes of Africa.
Masai Barefoot Technology. Often associated with forehead carpet burns, damaged Christmas trees, broken CD storage units and in excess of 3 litres of cider.
by John Thurling May 21, 2008
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A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.
Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!
by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021
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Ejaculating on a girls face at an angle while putting your foot in her ass
Sideways barefoot midget
by Weirdwun February 20, 2016
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When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.
Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."
by Stupid and Also Dumb February 24, 2015
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A cooking show featuring Ina Garten in East Hampton, cooking a variety of dishes. Many definitions bash Ina's poor looks, but let's not forget that she is almost 70 years old.
Barefoot Contessa features an old women who cooks good food
by The big boi igga boi March 13, 2017
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The opposite if keeping your shoes on.To be committed to a relationship,but mostly to a bad one.To have kids,Marriage, to share a residence.To have mulitple responibilites beyond yourself.A permanent state of being.
Okay let me get this right.You got a wife and a baby motha on the side and you paying mad child support.Yo! You are barefooted as hell fam.
by Mr,Shoes December 14, 2017
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A lifeguard, because he rules the beach or the poolside
Dammit! That damn barefoot emperor was watching me from his guardstand and got all cheesed off at me for throwing a Frisbee!
by Sparkina1967 June 17, 2012
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