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barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.

"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"

by clairebear31 May 06, 2010

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Barefoot Gen

Something you should never look up or watch, you're lucky you ended up here.

"Bro have you seen Barefoot Gen?"
"Duuude yeah, that was some fucked up shit bro"

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 08, 2020

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Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

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wander barefoot

Travel; wanderlust; untamed travel; gypsy; nature

Itching for a new adventure, time again to wander barefoot.

by Trvl December 21, 2016

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Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.

by rawhide33 August 31, 2011

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barefoot disciple

A phrase used by tezza to describe a friend of his sons who wears sandals

you some kind of barefoot disciple in those sandals

by talbot September 12, 2003

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barefoot contessa

a person on foodnetwork that is fat and really ugly but has good food

look barefoot contessa making more food to eat!

by girl with the eye patch July 08, 2011

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