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used by chavs nad townies to express something that is very funny

*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*
Example 1

chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse

chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha

chav a: aight

Example 2

chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes

dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"
by alternative dudess October 26, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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