the bare bum shabaka is a torturous technique used mainly by imature individuals, where two people hold someone down (preferably a china-man), and then one other person slowly lowers their spread bum cheeks and places them on the unfortunate souls awaiting face. Once bum cheeks are firmly placed on the facial area, they should be shaken, smeared, drug, or inclosed along wherever you have them placed. If you can force a fart while preforming the bare bum shabaka, it enhances the amusement level for the one giving, and those with the pleasure to observe.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.