When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.
"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."
by Kiahnkerz March 06, 2017
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An attack strategy in the popular mobile game Clash of Clans where the attacker uses both barbarians and archers, usually spreading them around the defenders base in a circle.
Dang! Some guy used a barch attack on my base and stole all my loot!
by WJ_Raider June 28, 2018
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When a person is rudely and fiercly introduced to another persons bare ass and proceeds to be on the receiving end of a nasty and most unpleasant fart.
"Did you see that? Murph just go barched!"
by Hius Enauk April 03, 2005
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A fart that rather than being expelled through the anus is released through the mouth, emitting a smell so vile that the barcher also vomits.
Something doesn't feel right, I think I'm going to barch.
by statue_bro May 19, 2016
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A person with no hopes, dreams, or aspirations.
Stop being such a barch! Get up off the couch and do something!
by Creator June 17, 2003
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