Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A woman with a voice that could bring together a nation. Undisputable talent. A woman that was able to over come the fact that she was a somewhat unattractive woman from a poor home and became a ledgend.
by mallchick April 11, 2010
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A woman who will do anything, as long as republicans are against it. She is a big supporter of Saddam Hussein becasue he is an enemy of President Bush. However, if a democrat was fighting Saddam, she would side with the democrat. Another term that would best describe her is hypocrite.
by Forest Sage July 31, 2004
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Imagine a reverse 69, you are sitting on the girl's face and with your head towards her feet. You put your balls in her mouth and she inserts her nose in your asshole. This position requires a woman with a pointy big nose, ala Barbra Streisand, hence the name of the position.
This girl's got me all horny, I think I'm going to ask her to do a Barbra Streisand, Im due for an ass poking. .
by Seaabass October 26, 2009