by Anonymous March 30, 2003
A plastic doll that is targeted at little girls. A tall, thin blonde with a fake tan and a 24/7 smile and unblinking eyes, not to mention a head that turns 360 degrees. A doll that represents a limited and unrealistic view of women.
She seems to gain a new sister every year or so, but why have we never seen their mother? Barbie is probably hiding the fact that she regularly has sex with Ken... but then, she has no uterus and her hips are too narrow for carrying a child, and Ken is likely bisexual, if not gay. Seriously, where is she getting all of these "baby sisters" and what is the nature of her relationship with Ken?
She seems to gain a new sister every year or so, but why have we never seen their mother? Barbie is probably hiding the fact that she regularly has sex with Ken... but then, she has no uterus and her hips are too narrow for carrying a child, and Ken is likely bisexual, if not gay. Seriously, where is she getting all of these "baby sisters" and what is the nature of her relationship with Ken?
For a women to have Barbie's body, she would have to be 7'2'', weigh 120 lbs, have an 18''-23'' waist, a 38''-45'' bust, 36'' hips, and a neck twice the length of a normal human neck. Barbie would have to crawl around on all fours just to support her unnatural proportions if she were a human.
by Lorelili September 16, 2006
by Dumby August 3, 2007
Barbie: Hi-eeee
Barbie: How are you today?
Barbie: Oh, you mean me? (giggles)
Audience: (rolls eyes)
Barbie: How are you today?
Barbie: Oh, you mean me? (giggles)
Audience: (rolls eyes)
by Maya December 13, 2003
a plastic doll that mysteriously gets a new sister every year or so.
I think she really does it with Ken but they say its her sister so ppl dont think she's a crackwhore that will sit on a cock for beer money.
I think she really does it with Ken but they say its her sister so ppl dont think she's a crackwhore that will sit on a cock for beer money.
Man, another sister for barbie?! How the fuck does she have another sister!!!
the stupid mother fucking crack heads at Matell.
the stupid mother fucking crack heads at Matell.
by G$$$ May 9, 2003
A blonde plastic girl that is very popular towards young girls between the ages of 3-6. She has the perfect life and owns a pink house and a convertible. She has many friends. Barbie can be very scarey at times because she does not blink and will stare at you no matter where you are; she also smiles 24/7 even when you break her head off.
Barbie is a waste of money, if you buy her then you'll have to buy her friends, and her house and her sisters and her car and her ken. BARBIE IS A BIG WASTE OF MONEY!
by IwannaBe November 13, 2005
A doll that girls about 5 years old like playing with, when they get to about 9 years old they enjoy decapitating barbie or cutting off her limbs, basicaly destroying this. Girls see this as a way of growing up.
When some bimbo girls are about 15 they aspire to have the looks and the figure of Barbie, a plastic doll. Which is really sad indeed.
When some bimbo girls are about 15 they aspire to have the looks and the figure of Barbie, a plastic doll. Which is really sad indeed.
5 YEAR OLD : Lets go and play barbies, I have the new car and the new house and barbies new friend and EVERYTHING. I love barbies so much! Yey Barbie!
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9-10 YEAR OLD: Do you wanna play 'kill barbie' I call the scissors and the pen knife, you can have the lighter! Woo!
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15 YEAR OLD: Babrie is a lucky girl. i wish i had a her figure shes got such a slim body! I wish i had blonde hair *sighs*.
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9-10 YEAR OLD: Do you wanna play 'kill barbie' I call the scissors and the pen knife, you can have the lighter! Woo!
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15 YEAR OLD: Babrie is a lucky girl. i wish i had a her figure shes got such a slim body! I wish i had blonde hair *sighs*.
by QueenOfThePixies March 1, 2006