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A doll that has like 10 sisters and a boyfriend named Ken. Barbie acts like a bimbo, though the amount of jobs she had would require years and years of schooling. She has many friends, including Teresa, who is even more of a bimbo, Midge, who acts like a stereotypical teenager from the 60s, and Raquel who secretly hates everybody but Ken and herself. Barbie's house has a dolphin aquarium, two elevators, a robotic slave named Closet, and so many rooms she needs a map of her house.
by Sam_han_tha November 12, 2016
94
A type of plastic, lowkey communist, doll that confused young me and made me think that I wouldn’t have nips after my boobies grew enough
by life_potato November 21, 2019
95
Barbie is a dumb person cause she had plastic surgery and she says it's natural and she makes little girls hate on themselves
Little girl: Why can't I look like Barbie!?
Me being a babysitter for her: Because she did plastic surgery and she says it's natural.
Me being a babysitter for her: Because she did plastic surgery and she says it's natural.
by Nowiknowwhatsrealandwhatiscake September 18, 2020
97
A doll that was supposed to make little girls dreams come true (aka) make them drug smugglers and plastic surgery addicts.
Kid: I wanna be barbie when I grown up! 20 years later....."Pass the weed....where is my plastic surgery bill?!"
by superwomanfan101 December 27, 2015