A singular slap to the back of the neck when someone you know recently has a haircut within the past a day or two

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

A slap to the back of the head whenever some has gotten a haircut.

The only downside to getting a haircut.