The mysterious black, grody, substance that appears on skin and clothing after a good night at the bars. You could be out for 3 minutes or hours on end, but you'll end up with bar tar no matter what. Hails from Athens, GA.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

The sticky, dirty residue forming on the floors of bars due to a combination of spilled drinks and the dirt from the bottom of people's shoes

Anyone addicted to Xanax bars that acts as if they are special needs because Xanax turns your brain to MUSH.