The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.
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when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.
Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.
by BJ33196 August 18, 2011
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A false internet-based church dedicated to exposing a side of christianity most do not know.
Landover Baptist does not welcome those who are not saved
by Falconrath August 13, 2003
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The most hypocrtical and narrow minded religion in the United States, and possibly the world. Not only is it bad enough they are Protestant, they bash everyone who is not of their church and condemn everybody to hell, including Gays, non Christians, and even other Christians like Roman Catholics and Greek/Russian Orthodox members. They are in company with the likes of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson--they are the epitome of hypocrisy.
Jerry Falwell said 9/11 was America's fault because of gays.
by Jo Jo February 03, 2005
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A southern woman belonging to really any conservative, Christian faith who, to maintain her virginity, has only anal and oral sex rather than vaginal penetration.
Drew said, "I tapped her in the ass last night, but she wouldn't let me rip her pussy walls...she is such a Baptist Virgin".
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A sect of Protestant Christianity in the south east United States that are known for their very Caucasian congregations, believe in the absolute word by word truth of the King James version of the Bible, and perpetuate themselves by having their deacons find replacement preachers that will not disturb their fundamentalist and far-right theology. Sect is characterized by rampant hypocrisy, prejudice, racial intolerance, bigotry, small-mindedness, and an unenlightened view of the world and social change.

Waspish country clubs without the tennis courts.
My uncle was a Southern Baptist preacher. He hated Jews, blacks, gays, and anyone on welfare; but he preached that Jesus loved everyone.
by Bill Garnett July 22, 2004
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A fantastic parody site that pokes fun at ultra-conservative fundamentalist Christians.

Recent articles include "The Pope's Message From Hell" and "Inside the Sick Mind of George Lucas."

Hilarious, but also disturbing due to the fact that there are people out there who would probably wholeheartedly agree with the majority of the material on this site.

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Francis bought a "Love Me or Burn!" Jesus button from the Landover Baptist Store.
by camry June 11, 2005
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