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Betty was getting so turned on watching the guys wrestling team that she asked them if they could baptize her.
I am still trying to wash everything out of my hair from my baptism
I am still trying to wash everything out of my hair from my baptism
by lame like betty January 27, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism.
by phrobowroe March 16, 2009
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When your girl is on her knees in the hot shower ready to suck you off, and you stretch your nutsack out into the shape of a bowl to catch water inside it. Once full, you dump the holy water on her head to let her know she has been blessed to swallow your unwanted children.
by A ball moron October 16, 2020
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When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.
That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.
by A ball moron October 16, 2020