Chap baps

A more complimentary alternative to man boobs, or moobs.

An upper class man boob.

I say, look at those chap baps.

He's the prime minister, he doesn't have moobs he has chap baps.

by tommy_toepoke October 2, 2010

Wa-Bap

An onomatopoeia exclamation used to demonstrate the swing and blow of a hit. (Usually from the back, as a sort of sneak attack) see shazam

I snuck up on Joe with the baseball bat, and WA-BAP! Right to the back of the head!

by Cicatriz December 29, 2005

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bap

A person who is really sweaty looking i.e. 'sweaty bap'

"Dude, seen that guy, hes a fucking bap"

by Comp June 15, 2003

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sausage bap

the penis is the sausage and the tits are the "baps".
so really a tit wank.

Man: Ahhh love I could do with a sausage bap !!

Woman: Ok babes !!

by liverpool_fan February 22, 2009

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A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.

"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bap-chelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"

by petra1782 May 28, 2006

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