(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.

A mostly unplanned, aimless drive around the local area with a bunch of ladz, justified only under the umbrella term of 'bant'

To be completely and utterly owned in life.

Someone who does not partake in banter; someone who is no fun, preferring to stay in/work rather than going out with mates

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Be a n*gg*r to the system.

Like banter but even the word is banter