One of two protagonists from the Banjo-Kazooie series (the other being Kazooie, obviously). Banjo is a brown honey bear with yellow shorts and a sharktooth necklace. He wears a blue backpack in which his best friend, Kazooie the bird, resides. Though not as sharp-witted as his feathered friend, Banjo is much kinder than Kazooie (who tends to be rude), and is always eager to help others. Banjo and Kazooie work together to collect Jiggies and thwart the evil plans of the witch Gruntilda. Banjo's catchphrase is "Guh-HUH!". He has a little sister named Tooty that he and Kazooie had to rescue in the first game.
Have no fear, Banjo is here!
by AreYouAFool September 09, 2009
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A ladies 'private' parts.
Often discreetly hidden by a g -string.
Daisy looks happy, she's been playing with her banjo.
by doc scotland September 23, 2006
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Bust A Nut Jacking Off. A way to console yourself after a night of failing to get sex, or a good way to keep yourself out of trouble.
I struck out last night, looks like I'm going home to strum the ol' BANJO.

Why pay for sex when you could could solo BANJO?
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to banjo - to drink excessively, to behave in a manner geared solely for the consumption of alcohol and commitment to shenanigans. noun - a banjo, a particularly drunken night out, with many inebriated occurences. adjective - banjoed - wasted on drink, or the victim of a banjo related shenanigan
Jimmy Boy, we're having a dirty banjo tonight, no questions asked!
Last night's banjo was so extreme, I woke up with a car aerial up my arse.
Brucey's been playing the banjo for too long now, he's talking shit!
I've only had two pints, I shouldn't be banjoed, but I fucking am.
by Canny Boy March 18, 2006
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A banjo takes place between a husband and wife only. It occurs when a wife refuses to sleep with her husband resulting in the only proper use of a banjo. While the wife is sleeping, the husband masturbates and just before orgasm wakes the wife up and proceeds to give her a facial.
Dude, she just wouldn't give it up so I gave her a banjo; Did John tell you about giving his wife a banjo?; If she won't give you any, buy her a banjo.
by SchoonerShark July 16, 2009
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The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.
by martin May 27, 2003
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