An overweight individual - often female - who erroneously refers to themselves as "curvy." Banjos are typically delusional about the state of their appearance and desirability.
"She told me she had an hourglass figure, but she was a banjo."
by RamsesThePigeon December 05, 2014
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A sexual maneuver used by pinching a woman's nipple with your left hand while vigorously stroking her clitorus with your right hand.
Hey Donald, has Aaron been born yet? Not yet Dr. Abo walked in to check my wife's vitals while I was playing the banjo and ruined the mood.

Hey Fox, next time you go to the Korean massage parlor on 1st street make sure to play the banjo on Kim Sue...

Hey Brennen, last time I took Lucy out to the sea food buffet she let me play the banjo on her like it was a hillbilly shotgun wedding.
by Donald A. May 10, 2019
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The little pieceof skin that connects the 4skin to the bell
by Lord Matt Cowling June 04, 2003
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called when someones does not want to be the bitch of his friends and drive them around
by ass March 11, 2005
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Instrument of choice for bogwoppits, inbreds, and old men.
I heard the dueling banjo music when those bogwoppits came into the store.
by Jay Plucinski February 09, 2005
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1. A device used to make folk music. An example of this is dueling banjos, the banjo song that doesn't utterly suck.

2. Specifically a video game bear with a noisy bird in his backpack.
1. I reckon I'm a gonna play this here banjer an' bang mah sistar all day 'n night huh yuck!

2. Wow. I just played banjo kazooie. It sure is a lot like Mario 64.
by Poor boy from a poor family December 14, 2003
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