a man who smeers cillit bang on him then runs around with brown sauce and infects beans on toast
what the hell the cillit bang monster fuked up my beans on toast
by cillit bang monster September 10, 2005
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Name used for a guy who banged a good-looking girl, like lengend
Josh: Guess who scored with that chick Mel last night?

Marc: You're a bang monster!
by british babe November 26, 2009
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