A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.