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French slang verb for having an erection. This word comes from the verb for drawing a bow. This comes from both being hard, and all loaded up. This is often used in expressions.
Il vas bander pour elle.

He will have a boner for her.
by Ninja337 August 23, 2006
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The kindest, smartest, most handsome man in the world. No one hates him bc he’s so nice. He is honest and never cheats. He is just the best at everything.
Everyone aspires to be like Bander
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Someone who is a big supporter of the Communist party.
John- "Wow Frank is such a Bander, he attends almost all the Communist meetings"
Mike- "That is completly un-american..."
by FrankensteinTheTankenstein November 23, 2009
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A term to describe the upper genitalia region of a person.
Oh wow, that is a protruding bander!
by Wobblypop August 15, 2019
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an interaction typically between Paul (although it could be another student) and a professor, usually involving some sexual innuendos, and done for the sole purpose of humiliation of the recipient
"Yesterday Paul got totally bandered in class." or "Did you see that vicious bandering Monday in class?"
by The Bandered April 19, 2005
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