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when a chik lays flat on her stomach (naked) and an illusiv young man comes from behind and places his john thomas in her ass and starts rocking to a fro in the shape of a banana. quite amusing may i add especially on dutch porn channels.
by Jox March 19, 2003
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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When two people believe in not having sex until after marriage so settle for sharing a banana... the woman peels the top of the banana. the man then thrusts the banana so that the skin wraps over his penis and the banana goes into the women's front bum therefore replicating sex.
Man: I want a banana.
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...
Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...
Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...
by sexy_biatch!! September 11, 2014
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Banana Sex is when a male and a female are about to have intercourse and the male doesn't want to 'stick his penis up in it' so he grabs a banana before heading in to 'do the nasty' and lays her on her back, both have their pants off, while he slides the banana in her. Then he has one of two options;
1 Continue till she orgasms. Then leaves it in her and runs.
2 Get up and run, after shoving it in her.
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Banana sex is a mean gesture, usually done to embarrass women.
1 Continue till she orgasms. Then leaves it in her and runs.
2 Get up and run, after shoving it in her.
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Banana sex is a mean gesture, usually done to embarrass women.
by Miss. Brutal </3 November 21, 2007