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A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina
Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically
by Yeah, that guy November 28, 2010
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A muffin that loves bananas and nuts!
JEFF: Sarah, I'm gonna stuff your banana nut muffin!

SARAH: Yes!!!
by Sara Lee January 07, 2007
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The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.
Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
by Manic Hispanic January 26, 2009
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a blend of genders, so to say chicks with dicks...banana nut(hinting at...well that's obvious) + muffin(hinting towards having a "muff" aka vagina)
I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut muffin.
by Elliot the Dragon December 03, 2008
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A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish
The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.
by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020
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The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.
John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.
by Whatwat October 22, 2016
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