A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.
I was a chocolate banana monkey last night.
by Crushed red peppers September 17, 2015
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An update on the expression as happy as a dog with 2 dicks, popularised from the youtube video of a monkey that upon receipt of a 3rd banana runs round its cage then masturbates furiously
by Bog Pete March 11, 2013
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Something that's pretty hip and groovy
Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!
by Alexjandro de Tron October 05, 2013
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These 2 words can be used at anytime, and infact do not have a proper definition the point is to confuse.
If you radomly say these words midsentance or even in a silence the other person/people will either believe you are insane or question whether you actually did say it at all (making them think they might be insane).
by Roswell February 03, 2004
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A group of people who have gone insane due to lack of direction or focus.
Trump supporters are a Pack of Banana-less Monkeys who will say, do, and believe anything Dear Leader tells them.
by Nartal January 11, 2020
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1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.

This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")
"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.
by L. Griffith May 06, 2007
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