Urban Dictionary: banana hands

A banana for your hand. AKA penis, drive shaft, pickled pepper, tentacle.

"This is not your father's nursing home, keep your hand banana away from the guests."

by Dr. Rob Jones February 10, 2008

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Basil Bergblatstein is a notorious Hand Banana.

by EsotericSwiss November 06, 2017

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Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.

Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.

by T.o.L. May 29, 2010

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one who uses soiled toilet paper for a kleenex

That hand-banana just mopped up his snot with some shit paper

by Anonymous01010101 June 21, 2009

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A cooler way to say "banana"

Mom-"Son, would you like a banana?"
Son- "Sure, I'll go get a hand banana."

by mrhandbanana July 15, 2010

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One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for ejaculating.

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

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One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

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