Urban Dictionary: banana hands

A banana for your hand. AKA penis, drive shaft, pickled pepper, tentacle.

"This is not your father's nursing home, keep your hand banana away from the guests."

by Dr. Rob Jones February 10, 2008

Get the Hand Banana neck gaiter and mug.

Basil Bergblatstein is a notorious Hand Banana.

by EsotericSwiss November 06, 2017

Get the hand banana neck gaiter and mug.

Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.

Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.

by T.o.L. May 29, 2010

Get a Banana Nut Hand Job mug for your Uncle Manafort.

one who uses soiled toilet paper for a kleenex

That hand-banana just mopped up his snot with some shit paper

by Anonymous01010101 June 21, 2009

Get a hand-banana mug for your barber Riley.

A cooler way to say "banana"

Mom-"Son, would you like a banana?"
Son- "Sure, I'll go get a hand banana."

by mrhandbanana July 15, 2010

Get the Hand Banana neck gaiter and mug.

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for ejaculating.

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

Get a One Handed Banana Toast mug for your father Jerry.

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

Get a One Handed Banana Toast mug for your dad Günter.